I RECEIVED THIS sh*t BY EMAIL TODAY

  The preamble: Some of these are absolutely classic – restores your   faith in the NHS!These are sentences typed (wrongly)   by medical secretaries!!!! no dear they were ALL dictated by the doctor concerned. yeah there are a couple of typos but we all do that don’t we ?????

It just shows how little Doctors actually care about their patients.

The joke email:

  1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. WTF IS FUNNY ABOUT THAT
2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only  a 40 lb weight gain in the past three   days.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her  husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it  disappeared.
 7.
  The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be   depressed. ( WTF IS FUNNY ABOUT THAT)
8.
The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.( AND THIS)
9. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. That’s how MY Doctors treat me as they seem to wish to see me DEAD.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but
forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in A & E, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she  got a   divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical
therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran  out of fuel and crashed.
29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in   separate directions in early December.
31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Smith, who felt we   should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he   took a job as a stock broker instead.
33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he
  was feeling better.

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WOT AN INSENSITIVE C&NT TO SEND ME THAT AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS A FRIEND. One of the few I had, or thought I had.

And I was getting hammered today in town by people saying “Oh have you seen how much you Dentists earn? £100,000 a year I am not a FKN dentist, Dr A made sure of that.

And Your dear sister is retiring at the end of October, shame as she is such a nice doctor. OH REALLY .

 Good god what a family I had.  Would you ignore you brother’s plea for help when his life was destroyed by her senior Medical Partner’s lies?  She said he meant well. AND WITH THE PROOF I HAVE that this insult of a man, Dr A, is a F*N LIAR.

And “I saw Dr A in tescos at the weekend and he was on crutches I hope he is OK” . I hope it is serious and he got smacked by some person ‘cos HE is the lieing bastard that destroyed my life.

Auspices of Fair Comment.

YEAH SUICIDE,

FKN RIGHT,

GOOD IDEA.

HOW THE F&CK DO I GET OUT OF THIS NOW??????????????

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2 Responses to “I RECEIVED THIS sh*t BY EMAIL TODAY”

  1. themaddentist Says:

    Thanks for the support, Deb

  2. Deb Acle Says:

    People send all sorts of things imagining that they’ll ‘cheer you up’ (I had some former colleague send me a ‘jokey’piece about how one is clearly ‘attractive’ if you have a stalker, they’re an essential ‘lifestyle accessory’. No, I never responded and haven’t spoken with her since…)

    These people have – fortunately for them – never had their lives mangled and destroyed by NHS, police, crime, social workers etc. They live in a little bubble that all’s right with their nice, neat middle-class worlds.

    These bubbles don’t admit reality. Tragically, their denial makes it far harder a) for us casualties to get support we need and b) to move on…THEY keep us stuck in an endless tug-of-war: MY reality is right, NO MY reality is right…sort of thing.

    No doubt there’s a PhD thesis to be written on the role of friends and family in keeping casualties of society’s callousness and crime stuck. We are, after all, social animals. We all need each other and we need each others’ validation of how we’ve REALLY been affected by whatever. When we don’t get it, or when we get frankly moronic emails like this it just entrenches the problems for us.

    Remember Alyn, this is THEIR inability and stupidity and dysfunction – not yours.

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