Inner Peace

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, 24 Bittls of beeer, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of teh Chesescke an a slob a chocolets.

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One Response to “Inner Peace”

  1. Deb Acle Says:

    Now you know that Prunglies and choclets make dentists come out in hives…this is all rather reckless, dentally speaking, Alyn.

    The rest is an ace plan. Just off to hunt down the 6bts of Real Russian Smirnoff…

    I may be gone some time.

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